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Jess is a 19 year old single woman from Denver, Colorado, USA.
Likes 1,570 pages, 37 videos, 21 photos42 fans • Received 10 reviews
Member since Jun 22, 2005
I haven't changed this profile for years. Oh, now I have.

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TubeZoid - Favorite Clips Stay Forever
Liked it Jul 22, 8:14pm 15 reviews internet
http://tubezoid.com/
I love how there are like, four porno sites in their graphic of tube site examples.
http://adamrthegod.net/gman/orangutans.JPG
Liked it Jul 22, 5:17pm 178 reviews humor
http://adamrthegod.net/gman/orangutans.JPG
I'm with everyone that hates the caption, but thinks orangutans are awesome.
Precise Edit: 10 Words to Avoid When Writing
No opinion Jul 22, 12:03am 103 reviews writing
http://preciseedit.com/Article10WordstoAvoidWhenWriting/tabid/193/Default.aspx
I use all these words, ALL THE TIME. Therefore, this article is wrong and I am right.

Right guys?
The Causes and Cures of Procrastination | Slow Down Fast Life Coaching and Lifes…
No opinion Jul 22, 12:00am 8 reviews self-improvement
http://www.slowdownfast.com/blog/the-causes-and-cures-of-procrastination/
I should read about 30 more articles about procrastination before starting this. So I can really, REALLY understand what I'm doing wrong. You know how it goes.

You know, when I read any of these "self-help" blogs, it only reminds me of how pointless it is to outline the steps you should take to be a happier/better person. No one changes because they know how to change. No one sees a freakin' blog and goes, "Ohhhh, so THAT'S why I fail at everything! Damn, I'll get right on this." Realistically, people don't change until they want to change, and by the time they do, they're beyond the point where they need the internet to tell them what to do.
StumbleUpon - DoctorCongos profile - StumbleUpon
No opinion Jul 21, 10:23pm 19 reviews stumblers
http://doctorcongo.stumbleupon.com/
This guy is a total dick.

I am torn on whether or not this is awesome.
Cannabis crop photo gallery
No opinion Jul 21, 10:21pm 10 reviews drugs
http://www.cannabisuk.com/cannabis_thecrop/cannabis_crops_pages/cannabis_crop...
That is indeed a picture of cannabis.

So... why the hell am I looking at it?
http://www.wordsoup.com/blog/Roll.gif
No opinion Jul 21, 10:09pm 161 reviews humor
http://www.wordsoup.com/blog/Roll.gif
But is a period after your name REALLY correct when there's no context? I believe it's debatable.
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/042608/you-look-just-like-my-daughter.gif
No opinion Jul 21, 3:28pm 12 reviews humor
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/042608/you-look-just-like-my-daughter.gif
This picture made me lose the game. :(
PopArcade - Totem Destroyer
Liked it Jul 21, 3:26pm 31 reviews online-games
http://www.poparcade.net/game/789/Totem-Destroyer.html
This game gave me everything a flash game can possibly give someone of the short attention-span generation: approximately 90 seconds of fun, followed by me staring at something shiny across the room.
Crazy Browser - Enhance your Web browsing experience with this tabbed web browse…
Liked it Jul 21, 3:20pm 7 reviews windows
http://www.crazybrowser.com/
I totally just had a craaaazy flashback episode and decided to look this baby up. Crazy Browser is what I used before I knew about FireFox. I was all, "Guys! Guys! Get Crazy Browser! It's so much better than IE!" And at the time, it was. Tabbed browsing, faster loading.

Now, of course, it's shite by comparison to the biggies like Firefox and Opera. But come ooonnnn. I'm remembering what it was like to be 12 and overly cocky about my internet knowledge. Those were good times.
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