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Jess is a 19 year old single woman from Denver, Colorado, USA.
Likes 1,570 pages, 37 videos, 21 photos42 fans • Received 10 reviews
Member since Jun 22, 2005
I haven't changed this profile for years. Oh, now I have.

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Realbeer.com: Beer Break - Ale And Lager Defined
Liked it Jul 12, 6:50pm 1 review cooking, beer, ale
http://www.realbeer.com/library/beerbreak/archives/beerbreak20001130.php
For those of you that didn't know. i.e., me.
Illuminated Mind & 33 of Life's Most Powerful Lessons
No opinion Jun 29, 12:59pm 39 reviews self-improvement
http://www.illuminatedmind.net/2008/03/19/33-of-lifes-most-powerful-lessons/
From the page: "Money is not the root of all evil, fear is."

That's right. The only motivations in life are FEAR and LOVE.

I hate my life.
Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot
Liked it Jun 29, 12:56pm 55 reviews humor
http://www.noob.us/humor/pretty-much-everywhere-its-gonna-be-hot/
Bitter, cynical weathermen are the best.
band-aids
Disliked it Jun 29, 12:51pm 11 reviews humor
http://www.dysan.net/weird/show/703.html
Worst joke ever. Ever ever ever.
Chord Charts And Maps
Liked it Jun 28, 6:11pm 7 reviews music-theory
http://members.aol.com/chordmaps/chartmaps.htm
You know all those sites you stumble, and promise yourself you'll go back to when you "have the time"? Because, you know, you're obviously so busy RIGHT NOW, what with the web browsing and the cybersex going on in the other window, that you can't possibly make time for it at the moment.

Yeah, this is one of those.
& The Douchiest Phone Message In History
Liked it Jun 28, 6:08pm 269 reviews humor
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
Oh god. I got through this whole thing, and I didn't die.

But oh, how I wanted to.

Is it sad that I know people like this?
Intelligent Design vs. Evolution Board Game: Living Waters Store
No opinion Jun 27, 4:11pm 2 reviews humor
http://www.livingwaters.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=536
Oh god.

My logic factories just died.
Sarcasm, Sarcastic Comments, Quotes, Remarks, Dark Sarcasm
No opinion Jun 27, 3:07pm 191 reviews satire
http://www.sarcasmsociety.com/
I'd agree, except this is poorly written and, uh. Lacking in humor.
The Urban Rebellion: $1 Hair Treatment- Million Dollar Hair!
Liked it Jun 26, 6:37pm 10 reviews beauty
http://blog.theurbanrebellion.com/2008/06/1-hair-treatment-million-dollar-hai...
I once put eggs and milk in my hair, based on internet advice. And man, that was a hilarious trainwreck.

And yet I want to try this. HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING, JESSICA?!
http://www.theslackerz.com/comic/026.jpg
Liked it Jun 26, 6:27pm 42 reviews humor
http://www.theslackerz.com/comic/026.jpg
Haven't I stumbled this before? Whatever, it's still awesome guyz.
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